The Moon Has A Personality


blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

"You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep, because reality is finally better than your dreams."
— dr. seuss  (via nofatnowhip)

(Source: kushandwizdom, via eirenelle)



kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]